Safety Dan™ Alpaca Farmer

Dancing to raise awareness!

Tired, drunk, or dead?  I'm still not sure!

Just Safety Dan on his way to Godslost Swamp, to make sure the Shadow Behemoth is taken down safely.  Without danger.

Edit: I was also on the wrong copy of the map, naked and alone, answering questions for random newbies...

Safety Dan#2805

Sabina: confirmed

Hey everybody, I'm Safety Dan!  I joined DV...erm, sometime recently.  Maybe a week or two ago.  I stumbled upon the guild when joining a Dragon's Stand map and spent some time joining the community's daily events before signing up.  As a former guild leader with far less time to play these days, I'm glad I've found such a warm and friendly guild where I can just relax and enjoy the game and the community.

And to go into a little more depth:

• I'm primarily a PvE player (and despite thousands of hours of gaming I'm still a fractal noob and I've never joined a raid ).
• I enjoy WvW too (I'm on Piken Square, yay).
• I'm a huge fan of Tyrian history and lore...no matter how inconsistent it gets.
• I don't really main one single character so I will look like a million different people in guild chat.
• I started to learn Finnish but got sidetracked and now I don't say much more than "Anteeksi, en ymmärrä. En puhu paljon suomea.  Olen englantilainen" - I full intend to continue learning someday.  Soon.
• The only Dutch word I ever remember is pindakaas.
• And lastly, I don't really farm alpacas, although I did discuss it with a friend as a genuine business idea.

In-game name: danjit.5048 | Safety Dan, Sarracenia Mordrema, Einarr Ironblood, Ainoa Tytär, Aino The Faithful, Kess The Wanderer, Grimm Bloodwalker, Kalia Blackthorn, Skaarn Irontooth, Triel Mizzrym, Brie Roquefort