What is a true, yet misleading, statement about you?

[Sithicus 98]

Saw something like this on reddit recently, I'll go first:

Right now I'm moving at a speed of about 600 miles per hour.

[Wolfie 99]

Oh oh oh! I can play aaaaaall the instruments!

[Arvinthir 38]

I have never seen my face.

Edited August 31, 2016 by Arvinthir

[Deïdra 5]

How about this one
I'm sweet

Or....
I'm good  

[Sithicus 98]

I have never lost a professional boxing match

[Wolfie 99]

I've never found any of my clothes in a store ^^

[Liebaard 0]

Last week I've hit the sound barrier on my bicycle. 

[Abbikebabbi 1]

I do not have the same body as I did 7 years ago

or

I am slowly and constantly dying from the inside

[Wafflemancer 9]

I'm not always drunk. I just drink sometimes.

[Floppy Chicken 1]

Oh no, my stick is leaking juice down the sides and my gooey fingers have sguidged it all over the mouse and keyboard!

 

Spoiler

Electronic Vaper Refill Problems 2017

 

Edited July 5, 2017 by Floppy Chicken